Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) is a song from the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Album and is featured in It's a SpongeBob Christmas!


Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here. Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this most festive season please, don't be a jerk.

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.

But the world does not revolve around you.

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

There's a sign above the line that says "Express".

That means ten items or less.

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

Be nice to babies and animals,

Old folks too.

'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you

Use turn signals, don't screen my calls

Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.

Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

When others are talking

Never interrupt.

Don't put people down

or leave the toilet seat up.

It's the time for family

And holly and turkey.

'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!

Don't dig in the cereal box

for goodness sake.

Take the prize

and leave me nothing but flakes.

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

Santa brought nearly every gift

on your list.

Why whine about the one

that he missed?

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas

Don't be a jerk.

It's Christmas.

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